SQL and Chicks with Essential Dating Tricks
All of you who like databases, SQL and girls, but when you try to type SQL query you got an error, and when you try to talk to a girl you got slap in the face, read this carefully and enjoy.
If you’re tired of your buddies saying “Go home you’ve never seen a naked woman before” or “When will you lose your virginity already” this post is just right for you.
Tutorial “SQL stands 4 -> Sex Query Language” will help you to regain your confidence and SQL knowledge!
Many of you will say “Who needs girls when I have SQL” and offer strong argumentation like “Has your girl ever helped you join five tables, order them by date, and then insert into another table?” NO! But SQL did!
But then you should ask yourself “Has SQL ever made a breakfast for me and brought it to bed, or when has SQL surprised me, after a hard day, in sexy underwear?”
Don’t be modest, own both a woman and an SQL and have best of both worlds.
My 5 favorite sexy queries:
